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Vintage Holmspray Vaginal Powder Insufflator Talc Diffuser Conversation Piece | eBay

Item listed as available for “Local Pick-Up”

Hi I’m here to pick up my powder insufflator

Oh yes hold on…

The vaginal one.

Right It’s the only one I listed.

The vaginal powder insufflator?

Yes that one.

Okay I just want to make sure it’s the vaginal powder insufflator that I ordered.

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Red Stiletto Amco Spoon Rest Solid Plastic Conversation Piece Utensil Holder | eBay

When you’re done stirring the sauce just put the spoon in the shoe.

What?

Yeah, you heard me right. I rather not choose between the dichotomy of glamor and the inherent domesticity of a kitchen.

Oh, “shoe” I thought you said “stew”.

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Vintage Duncan Parking Meter Model 50 - Man Cave Conversation Piece | eBay

Welcome to my man cave

I really like all this silly decor. It’s decidedly masculine.

It’s really nice to be able to get away from the missus and look at a parking meter without the kids in my hair.

Yeah, tell me about it.

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AT&T Style Payphone “Modified” Awesome conversation piece | eBay

Hello?

HOY HOY! You’ll never guess where I’m calling you from.

Who is this?

It’s Mark, I’m calling you from an “AT&T style” pay phone INSIDE MY HOUSE!

Oh nice, what’s up?

Not much I’m just calling everyone I know to tell them so I gotta go.

Okay, Bye.

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vintage 1977 r2-d2 ceramic cookie jar MINT | eBay

this would be a great gift to that special star wars fan or add to your own collection maybe also just a conversation piece in the kitchen.”

If you want a cookie you can help yourself

That’s okay I’m good

well if you do they are in the R2D2 cookie jar

That’s nice but I’m full

It’s shaped like a droid from star wars in case you change your mind

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Collectible Senior Citizens Dancing Angels Cute Comical Conversation Piece | eBay

Is that what I think it is?

I wanted to remember nanny and pop pop doing something they loved.

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Connoisseur telephone very fancy!Great conversation piece!! Perfect holiday gift | eBay

Is that a phone?

mmm hmm

So you must like wine right?

I consider myself a  connoisseur 

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FUNNY MAN CLOWN FACE TOOTHPICK HOLDER (?) CONVERSATION PIECE

What is that?

It’s a tooth pick holder.

Right, but what is it supposed to look like?

It’s a “funny man” with face feet.

Oh…